Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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