Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
