i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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