you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You peed on a flamingo?!?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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