why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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