Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just want nice things and good sex
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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