Its about making memories worth repressing
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Did I show you my penis last night?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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