Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
3 2 1 whiskey
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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