Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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