Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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