I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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