I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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