vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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