I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize
