So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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