Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
she woke up with a sticky ear
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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