Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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