Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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