Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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