Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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