like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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