When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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