No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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