I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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