I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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