Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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