what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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