if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You're like the curious george of whores
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can I color on your dick again?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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