yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
