But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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