"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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