No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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