I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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