Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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