I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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