...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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