You really coming over, don't trick.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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