So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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