In the future we'll all be gay
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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