Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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