So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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