I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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