That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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