ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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