if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
do nipples grow back?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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