No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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