I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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