he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
vagina is talking i cant
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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