If that was your dad, he is hot
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I think my moral compass just broke
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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