For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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