Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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