At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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