i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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