oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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