But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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