Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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