worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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