Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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