I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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